saassu:

Lets have a romantic dinner

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(Source: kingtavros, via ruinedchildhood)

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typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

(via guy)

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browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

(via a-rush-0f-blood-to-the-head)

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letsmakeloaf:

nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late.

it used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like

"fuck. god damn it. not again. shit."

(via mandraix)

133,037 notes
I hope we all find that person

kayethepterodactyl:

who looks at us

the way Kristen Bell

looks at sloths.

167,494 notes
"Yeah, I’m an asshole, and you’re the nice guy that usually gets shit on. That happens to be the basis of our friendship." -Coleman

(Source: theadolfhipster)

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